Watch Out Viacom, Google won’t be the worst of your problems if you keep this up

The internet has just got a fresh stream of lulz yesterday when Gordon Roy Parker, the “Center Of The Seductive Universe” (Note: That’s trademarked man. You gotta pay him to use it), filed suit again Viacom for their show “The pickup artist”.

Some of the funniest cliams are that Viacom made unfair competition, and now he can’t pickup females in clubs/bars anymore (I think Viacom should force Mr Parker to prove he was able to previously… you know he still lives with his mom right?)…. and that he would prefer $30,000,000 + punitive damages more then he would enjoy digging his cawk into a fresh young pussy…

Seriously man, whats wrong with this kid?

Anyways, check out the tl;dr bits. First 5 pages or so are okay, last page has all the “LOL I WANT THIS” info. http://www.cybersheet.com/lawsuit-viacom.pdf

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