Tools

These are not intended to be used for raiding, or for malicious purposes.

 ===E-Mail===

http://www.iheartspam.com/ - Send yourself spam messages

http://www.spamyourenemies.com/ - Send yourself a wider variety of spam

http://www.spamyourenemy.com/ - Just like spamyourenemies.com. Thanks durango30

===Cell Phones===

 http://downloadrings.com

 http://ringringmobile.com

 http://www.unlimitedringtones.com <– win maybe

 http://www.free-phone-ringtone.com <– win maybe

 http://www.oh-free-ringtones.com <– win maybe

 http://www.123-myringtones.com <– win maybe

 http://www.shlup.com/toptunes2/indexcss2_3.php <– win maybe

===Products===

Only send them to yourself… seriously guys, dont fuck around

BOXES

[hundreds of them]

This is a classic, and it’s possibly one of the most annoying things to receive en masse in the mail. The USPS doesn’t even require any sort of ID verification to order them, either, which provides even more lulz because inevitably there’ll be 20 or so accounts ordering boxes for the exact same place.

1. Go here http://www.usps.com/

2. Click on supplies in the shipping tools box

3. Click flat rate boxes

4. Choose pack of 25

You can order up to 20 free packs on a single account. So if you’re not fucking retarded, you can see that one account can be used to send 500 boxes (wikichan fails at multiplication). Multiple accounts are no trouble at all, so make sure to send a few thousand.

PIZZA

[loli haet pizza]

Ordering pizza for people you hate is a time-honored tradition, so it is only logical that we would use it to piss off faggots. Once their home address/telephone number are provided, search for as many pizza places in their area as possible. Be sure to use them efficiently, for maximum abuse - nobody falls for this shit more than once.

PizzaHut “QuikOrder” allows you to order pizza online with little effort and no credit card verification to whoever you want, all you need to do is sign up. It also appears that whoever works at PHs are retards, so sharing accounts and ordering more thn once is perfectly fine as long as the password is retrievable by anyone from a service such as mailinator/spambog (Don’t want the target spoiling our fun it they’re aware of what’s going on, after all).

https://quikorder.pizzahut.com/phorders2/login.php

TAMPONS

[loli haet tampons, too]

If the target has a sense of humor, these are just about as annoying as anything else you could sign them up for. However, if the target is lacking in the humor department, this is quite possibly the best weapon we have at our disposal other than gay porn. Below is a list of places where you can sign them up for free tampons, just remember that these sorts of things are sometimes limited and may be defunct. If you ever need more places, just hit up google.

http://www.rauscher-co.com/english/pages_e/400_news_e/20_formular_gratisprobe.html

http://www.startsampling.com/sm/21561/captureAddress.iphtml?item=21561&source=BEYONDLINK

http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art36235.asp

http://www.yourproductsamples.com/BEMmn61dd8610?sud=11264

http://www.dejour.com.au/samples.html

DDHG

[male targets only, requires registration]

Add the target to the Don’tDateHimGirl database. Don’t worry, it’s not like you need actual hard evidence that they’re a bad guy. Just write up some short sob story about how he took advantage of you while he was jobless. Hell, even if there’s only a picture provided, most of the women on the site would believe you.

Before starting a profile for the target, run a search first to make sure you’re not making a duplicate. If one already exists, support the /i/nsurgent who wrote it through the comments section.

http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/

GAY PERSONAL ADS

[wuori loves teh man-trains]

Go to Craigslist.com and put up a personals ad for whoever it is.

Another option is to find gay hook-up sites such as the Bareback Exchange (seems to be down after a recent raid, relocated maybe?) and arrange for somebody on the site to meet with the target by impersonating them. May result in some really serious fucking business since gay men chase promised ass much the same way wolves hunt sheep.