I did it /b/… i did it

As you know, anonymous does not forgive, especially in the matters of the heart.

I was seeing this girl for over a year and a half and during the last few months of the relationship, she was being distant to me. We had a little fight, and for some reason she didn’t call me ever again. A few weeks later I found out she broke up with me (I didn’t know) and was already dating somebody.

Forward 1 year, I am earning $80000 a year and they are in 2nd year and first year college.

I don’t know if they’re still together but I wasn’t about to let this guy get away with stealing my girl.

So I devised a plan: get boy addicted to drugs and hopefully get girl addicted too.

I started with meeting up some local drug dealers in their college, students dealers. I told them to target the guy, and if he takes a hit, he gets money from me, and I pay him the drug.

3 weeks later, the dealer calls me. The guy took a hit and is now coming back for more.I tell the dealer to give him more, as much as he wanted, I’ll cover the meth cost. I didn’t care how much I had to spend, I wanted to ruin the lives of both of these people.

2 weeks after the 3 weeks, I got a call from one of the friends of the girl, she’s been hitting meth also, egged on by the guy. I promply call the dealer and tell him to supply both of them up to $1000 worth of meth every month if it came to that.

I couldn’t have thought of a better plan.

This continued for about a month or two. By this time I had been promoted and was earning something in the lower six figures.

News travels fast of my success, and the girl calls me, asking me how I am, etc. I knew she wanted my money. I wasn’t about to let her have any. But I wanted to toy with her.

I wanted to make her feel what she made me feel.
That fucking whore, cheating on me when I was as faithful as Jesus was to God.

I entertained her, made her feel comfortable, etc. I ended up giving her $700 for her “schooling”. I knew it was going to meth.

4 hours later the dealer calls me, they’re moving on to more expensive drugs.

It turns out the girl went straight to the dealer after getting my 700 and was looking for a “harder hit”. I don’t know what came over me /b/, I told him to give them heroin and only heroin.

Yes heroin. You DO know what heroin does, don’t you?

I told him to give them as much as he could supply them with, up to $1000 again.

The dealer was wondering why I was supplying them with so much money for drugs. I responded, I’m paying you to give them hits, that’s all I’m paying you for.

Anyway, this went on for 3 months.

So this was around summer break, the two are still together. I was still bitter about what they did to me in the past.

For some reason, I felt I had to end it.

This is where my crowning glory came /b/.

I told my dealer to give them heroin, but lace it with cheese heroin. If you want, look cheese heroin up on wikipedia. I also told the dealer to take the summer off out of state as things may be going down. He gladly obliged and accepted my $1000 for the hits and another $1000 for his “pocket money”.

A few weeks ago I heard the news. My plan was successful. I could not have been happier in my life.

2 college students found dead, overdosed on heroin. Cause of death: Cardiac Arrest.

I did it, /b/.

I did it.


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Rachmaninov said,

June 27, 2007 @ 5:20 pm

Holy shit.
This is the best article on the internets.

PyramidHead said,

June 28, 2007 @ 12:04 am

YOU ARE MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

anonemoos said,

June 28, 2007 @ 12:27 am

Fuck it would be cheaper to hire a hitman

anonymous said,

June 28, 2007 @ 12:42 am

pics of news artical or it didn’t happen. otherwise gj.

lcah said,

June 28, 2007 @ 1:53 am

Fucking Genius.

Anonymoustafar said,

June 28, 2007 @ 8:01 pm

Awesome, but pics or it didn’t happen.

anonymous said,

August 13, 2007 @ 6:05 pm

Proof or it didn’t happen.

At least proof that you make that much money?

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