Is Fauxnews really worried about their serverfarms being raided or something?

Because according to firefox, foxnews servers are located in Canadia….

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So one cold lonely night in the land of Hyboria the paths of one lonely
barbarian and one especially lonely GM crossed paths.

Where the hell do they get these morons?

(Here it is transcripted since the image quality is low.)

To []:
..with dual wield barbarians though, I mean TWO?!?! That’s a bit difficult for
me to handle. I’d rather stick with one big sword.
[|GM|]: You like it rough
I take it :)
To []: Of Course, I’m a ***ing rock sniffer.
To []: With
daggers.
To []: And I’m specced for second wind =) I can go all
night.
[|GM|]: lol wow, I don’t think I would ever be the same :)
[|GM|]:
um WOw this is turning me on lol.
To []: Hong Says he wants in on the hot
action. But he’s a gold farmer/seller. How do you feel about that? He does have
a big bow =]

..do it like they do on the discovery channel?
To []: Would you like to RP
with me?
To []: I see how it is, not going to talk to me anymore =( Just got
your cyber fix with my pixelated body and left me like all those other guys
:((|
[|GM|]: sorry getting tell hells lol
[|GM|]: RP? how so?
To []:
Well, you know, on those cold windy nights… all I want is to be
mounted.
[|GM|]: Ahh lol I see. You trying to get laid by a GM ;)
To []:
Of course, I thought you were THA MASTER. Gamer Master.

To []: Be gentle
[|GM|]: um are you a real um woman?
[|GM|]: lol not
crazy question
[|GM|]: you would be surprised.
To []: Yep. I just play a
male character so guys don’t flirt with me in game like on WoW.

[|GM|]: oh nice.
To []: How about you?
[|GM|]: I’m wearing panties
:]
[|GM|]:(joke)
To []: Oh, not wearing any hmmm? I did see you take them
off earlier after all.
[|GM|]:I am going to summon you in a few to take care
of your petition
[|GM|]:Exibitionist :)
To []: Summoning me? How
romantic.

To []: Where’s my summon?

[|GM|]: lol
[]: You really do love me.
[|GM|]: this is the
spot!
[|GM|]: lol
[]: You like this?
[|GM|]: r
[]: Head?
[|GM|]:
yea
[|GM|]: lol
[]: I left the boots on. They’re hawt.
[|GM|]:
r
[|GM|]: lol

[]: My panties wont come off :[
[|GM|]: lol its odd looking at a guy
character… lol
[|GM|]: in rl?
To []: Huh?
To []: No, in game
=[
[|GM|]: your panties wont come off in real life :)
[|GM|]:
oh…
[|GM|]: I’ll just have to tear them off and have my way lol
To []:
YES!!!
To []: Whip out your massive sword too.
[|GM|]: ROFL
[|GM|]: lol
you like?
To []: I can’t jump up on top of it? =(
[|GM|]: hmm that could
pose a problem :)
To []: =]
[|GM|]: you’ll just have to take it until I am
finished with you.
To []: Are you mighty warrior? Can you slay those meanies
that attacked me? =(
To []: O.o you do like multiple people in on it eh?
=)

[|GM|]: er.. how old are you (hopefully not under 18 lol)
To []: I’m
9.
[|GM|]: OMG
To []: “_-
To []: Want to be my daddy? Remember, I do
like roleplaying ^_–
[|GM|]: oh nice…
[|GM|]: um your not really 9 are
you? I just want to be sure lol
To []: Come on… do I sound like I’m 9? What 9
year old knows about glory holes?

[|GM|]: you don’t but you never know lol
[|GM|]:you been a bad girl?
To
[]: I’ve never been a good girl.
[|GM|]: oh very nice. But you know you will
have to be spanked right?
[|GM|]: Hmm take me out and put me in your
mouth’
To []: !
To []: Not till you spank me with your sword!

[|GM|]: hmm you are bad.
[|GM|]: what if I rip your panties off and ****
you hard till I am satisfied?
To []: That sounds perfect
To []: Going to
use clobber? :P
[|GM|]: Want to feel you get really we so I can put just the
head of my **ck inside you and use my hand to slowly move it around before
plunging it fully into you and making you take it all.

(Uh oh CLIMAX)

To []: You’re just as kinky as me
To []: Infact you’re so kinky, you just
cybered with a dude :P
[] shouts: THIS IS SPARTA
[|GM|]: then when you are
really hot and needing more I can reposition and slide my wet tongue up your
legs and do small circles again around your belly button and then let my tongue
trail down your **nt.

[|GM|]: oh that would really be not good lol
To []: Love you =]
To []:
By the way, I’ve been fapping to this the whole time.
[|GM|]: lol why did you
want this then lol you gay?
[|GM|]: are you serious?
To []: Serious about
what?
[|GM|]: um what’s fapping (not up to par on the ling) lol
To []: I
was joking about the fapping, but I am indeed a dude.

(And the epic conclusion)

[|GM|]: lol ok.
[|GM|]: Glad I put my clothes back on lol
To []: Yeah
probably a good idea. I have aids.

The internet has just got a fresh stream of lulz yesterday when Gordon Roy Parker, the “Center Of The Seductive Universe” (Note: That’s trademarked man. You gotta pay him to use it), filed suit again Viacom for their show “The pickup artist”.

Some of the funniest cliams are that Viacom made unfair competition, and now he can’t pickup females in clubs/bars anymore (I think Viacom should force Mr Parker to prove he was able to previously… you know he still lives with his mom right?)…. and that he would prefer $30,000,000 + punitive damages more then he would enjoy digging his cawk into a fresh young pussy…

Seriously man, whats wrong with this kid?

Anyways, check out the tl;dr bits. First 5 pages or so are okay, last page has all the “LOL I WANT THIS” info. http://www.cybersheet.com/lawsuit-viacom.pdf

Quite a funny blog post. Enjoi anon

Keep your Bible off my Balls by mmmhollywould on Blogster

I will admit there was a time when I would have like to have been in a primarily lesbian relationship however the main problem I always encountered was the desire for the almighty penis. No matter how good the “relationship” there was always the longing for a real, warm penis

Something we should have had at the SEA ARGHHH Protest.

Thanks to the loyal readers who have been writing in. I am still trying to gain access full time to a computer. Where I am currently staying I have a computer but the internet is so slow I might as well be on dial up. This post is being written on my blackberry. So this post is a general answer to all your questions. I will never again have ads on this site. I am currently talking with a friend who is interested in starting another site which would gain revenue from ads and donations. The server would be upgraded and he may give me his 6 month old laptop. As for the future of this site… It will stay up and I will contine to update as I am able to. I am still deeply involved in the netroots and grassroots movements but as of now those subjects will not take up my main focus of this site. I have a personal blog coming which will cover all of that. I will also be working on seedbox hosting in the coming months so I can try and earn some money while online.

As for the next scientology protest… I may not attend the halifax protest. A few other halifax anon are considering taking the ferry and heading to Boston. Considering Boston is within my top 5% of visitors in the united states it would be nice to see the people who have been supporting tge site (by reading it of course.)

If any anon out there would like to donate to help speed up my computer problem or help me get to Boston then drop me a line. I have a contact form set up or comment on this post and after receiving the email from the server advising me of a comment I will send you and email based off of the email you provided in the comment.

The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear of being contradicted leads the writer to strip himself of almost all sense and meaning.

-Sir Winston Churchill

Full Audio below. I stammered way too much. As Charlie can attest, I was very nervous. Also, if you like this, please Digg it.

Thank you to all those in the “Fair Copyright For Canada” facebook groups for sending in suggestions. I threw in an iPhone question as well.

 Disclaimer: The recording software on the sony-ericson w300 is, to put it lightly, crap. Voices in stream are lower then they really are.

ENJOY!

[Audio clip: view full post to listen]

Download this:

If you can please download the wmv (has an image in it…) from spikedhumor http://spikedhumor.com/articles/157986/Charlie-Angus-Interview-Bill-c-61.html (click the “trouble playing media” link to download it)

Otherwise, the MP3 is available at

 http://www.itsoverninethousand.com/wp-content/uploads/interview/Charlie.mp3

Over the phone you said that it’s up to us average Canadians to point out whats going on in our country when it seems to be overlooked.

I have a few things that bother me about Canada. Sure,  i still hold a great deal of Canadian Pride, but some things just get under my skin. Like the following:

Cell Phone Companies

http://www.thomaspurves.com/2007/04/09/canada-worse-than-3rd-world-countries-when-it-comes-to-mobile-data-access/  - Canada worse than 3rd world countries when it comes to mobile data access

http://wirelessnorth.ca/2008/07/02/everyday-the-same-again-2/ - Information about how the world keeps leaping ahead of canada in consumer rights.

http://wirelessnorth.ca/2008/06/30/tens-of-thousands-sign-rogered-iphone-petition/ - Tens of thousands sign iphone petition

http://saveournet.ca/content/competition-bureau-says-net-regulation-must-be-addressed - Net Neutrality… who needs it? Apparently the competition bureau thinks we don’t

 Crime

Yes, i understand going after “religion” is a big no-no for a politician. But what if that religion was known for harassment, spying, slander, and even murder? When is the last time you have seen a Religion with a navy?

http://www.skeptictank.org/gen1/gen00587.htm - Scientology In Canada

http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Category:Scientology - Leaks Scientology documents. I suggest checking out the following:

http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Scientology_cult_leader_David_Miscavige_Wake_Up_Call_-_Sep_11_exploitation_%282001%29 SEPTEMBER 11TH EXPLOITATION!

http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Church_of_Scientology_Office_of_Special_Affairs_and_Frank_Oliver

http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Church_of_Scientology_collected_Operating_Thetan_documents

http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Scientology_False_Purpose_Rundown_course

http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Scientology_cult_%22Introspection_Rundown%22_as_used_in_the_wrongful_death_of_Lisa_McPherson_%281991%29

http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Scientology_cult_Childrens_Security_Check I childrens SECURITY check. Go through that rundown with your child, and i can assure you she will be scarred for life.

http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Scientology_cult_contract

Take a special look at 4chan…

Spoke with Charlie Angus’ Office today. Might be getting an interview with him regarding bill c-61 (A.K.A: Canadian DMCA, Made-In-America Law, ect ect).

As mentioned in the two previous topics, C-61 would shut down this site, as well as others such as 420chan (NSFW), and any other Canadian site (E.G: Anything with .ca, or anything else owned by canadians) would fall victim as well.

Not to mention i would be labeled a Criminal… After all, i REGULARLY move items onto my Blackberry’s memory card (8120, Rogers Wireless Network, moving to the blackberry NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND in a week or two).

A little bit about Good ol’ Charlie Angus, taken from his website:

In 2006, the Toronto Star chose Charlie Angus as one of the ten most effective opposition members of Parliament. Angus is the spokesperson for broadcast and cultural issues for the New Democratic Party.

He is well known across Canada as a passionate spokesman for working people. As a writer, broadcaster and musician he has championed the resource-dependent communities of the north. The late Peter Gzowski referred to Charlie Angus as the “poet laureate of Northern Ontario.”

Angus was born in Timmins, Ontario in November, 1962, a child of gold-miners who had emigrated to the north from Scotland and Cape Breton. During the 1980s, Charlie and his wife Brit Griffin ran a Catholic Worker house for homeless people in downtown Toronto. In 1990 they moved to Cobalt, Ontario to raise their children.

Angus has been active in a number of musical projects -including the punk DIY pioneers L’etranger and the nationally-recognized Grievous Angels. The group has garnered a number of Juno nominations and other awards

Charlie Angus has been married for 22 years to his wife Brit Griffin. They have three daughters: Mariah 19, Siobhan 17 and Lola 10.

ALSO!!!! Video with him going head-to-head with the (Evil/corrupt) Industry Minister Jim Prentice

To those skilled with audio mixing, here are the audio files:

http://www.charlieangus.net/audio/charlieusacopyrightfull.mp3

http://www.charlieangus.net/audio/charliecopyrightlegislationfull2.mp3

Also: Listen to Jack Layton attacking Jim Prentice (not about DMCA, about gas prices)

http://www.charlieangus.net/audio/jackgaspricefull.mp3

Michael Deadder, an editorialist, did a nice editorial about the Canadian DMCA.

Sunday, June 22nd, George Carlin died at age 71 in an LA hospital.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs, dirty words and the demise of humanity, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday. He was 71.

Carlin, who had a history of heart and drug-dependency problems, died at Saint John’s Health Center in Santa Monica about 6 p.m. PDT (9 p.m. EDT) after being admitted earlier in the afternoon for chest pains, spokesman Jeff Abraham told Reuters.

Known for his edgy, provocative material developed over 50 years, the bald, bearded Carlin achieved status as an anti-Establishment icon in the 1970s with stand-up bits full of drug references and a routine called “Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television.” A regulatory battle over a radio broadcast of the routine ultimately reached the U.S. Supreme Court.

In the 1978 case, Federal Communications Commission vs. Pacifica Foundation, the top U.S. court ruled that the words cited in Carlin’s routine were indecent, and that the government’s broadcast regulator could ban them from being aired at times when children might be listening.

The Grammy-winning Carlin remained an active presence on the comedy circuit. Carlin was scheduled to receive the John F. Kennedy Center’s prestigious Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in November and his publicist said Carlin performed in Las Vegas this month.

His comedic sensibility revolved around a central theme: humanity is a cursed, doomed species.

“I don’t have any beliefs or allegiances. I don’t believe in this country, I don’t believe in religion, or a god, and I don’t believe in all these man-made institutional ideas,” he told Reuters in a 2001 interview.

Carlin told Playboy in 2005 that he looked forward to an afterlife where he could watch the decline of civilization on a “heavenly CNN.”

“The world is a big theater-in-the round as far as I’m concerned, and I’d love to watch it spin itself into oblivion,” he said. “Tune in and watch the human adventure.”

AWARDS

Carlin wrote three best-selling books, won four Grammy Awards, recorded 22 comedy albums, headlined 14 HBO television specials, and hosted hundreds of variety shows. One was the first episode of “Saturday Night Live” in 1975, when he was high on cocaine.

Drug addiction plagued him for much of his life, beginning with marijuana experimentation as a teen, graduating to cocaine in the 1970s, and then to prescription painkillers and wine. During the cocaine years, Carlin ignored his finances and ended up owing about $3 million in back taxes. In 2004, he entered a Los Angeles rehab clinic for his alcohol and Vicodin abuse.

George Dennis Carlin was born on May 12, 1937, in New York City, where he was raised with an older brother by their single mother. He fondly recalled that the nuns at his school tolerated his early comedic inclinations.

After a brief, troubled stint in the U.S. Air Force, he started honing his comic act, developing such characters as Al Sleet, a “hippie-dippie weatherman.”

Carlin told Playboy that his sensibilities developed in the 1950s, “when comedy stopped being safe … (and) became about saying no to authority.” He cited such influences as Lenny Bruce, Mort Sahl, Dick Gregory and Bob Newhart.

He also dabbled in movies and television, recently voicing a hippie Volkswagen bus named Fillmore in the Pixar cartoon “Cars.”

Carlin is survived by his second wife Sally Wade; daughter Kelly Carlin McCall; and brother Patrick. His first wife, Brenda, died of cancer in 1997. News of his death was first reported by the television show “Entertainment Tonight.”

Most canadians know about bill c-61 (A.K.A Canadian DMCA) already, an amendment to the current canadian copyright law. This bill, if made into law, will severely restrict the rights of all canadians, including our right to speak freely (exactly like america’s first amendment rights).

If made law, 99% of the content on this site will be illegal because it critisizes, and i will be open to lawsuits galore from every individual, ranging from Hal Turner, to Scientology, and everything in between.

I have therefore setup a program that will nuke the servers content when my mail server recognizes a certain e-mail title. Sites like 420chan (or not420chan), which are devoted to critisizing and, dare i say, harassing, will also fall victim to the industry ministers bill.

If you are a canadian, call your MP. You can find your mp by searching http://www.canada.gc.ca . Make them know that we are not happy with being considered guilty until proven innocent.

How many of you going to the protests have looked for ways to stream video from your phone to the web? Can’t find any for your device? Well, i have some suggestions. Some are for streaming, and some are for quick-access for all of us to view.
First off, kyte.tv allows you to stream with certain devices…

But the service i would recommend is called Umundo. Just by sending a video file to umundo will automatically upload it to your facebook, hi5, yahoo, google, itunes accounts. But the great part is, it will even send that file to OTHER cell phone users anywhere in the world. Don’t wanna get hit with international MMS? Just use this service to send an email (Great for blackberry users such as myself). No data plan required, but must be able to send e-mails.

Hit up umundo.com or umundo.com/mobi from your mobile phone to try this out. Halifax will be using this (at least i will be).

“I don’t do drugs, I just smoke pot”

-Random pothead

Don’t you hate it when you see all those negative drug stories on the news? Makes you want to call them and invite them to your house. “Look at Jason, he’s been like that for hours. He think’s he’s a pig.”

Okay, I stole that from Bill Hicks, but an amazing revelation came to mind today while smoking a joint (The plant came first last year in Canada, and i have a seed from it):

“Do you ever wonder what time really is, or what it measures? What creates time? Could it be the rays from the sun? Could each star in the solar system produce their own measurement of time, in which if a star ever went Super Nova, that time in that area would cease to exist? is that what black holes are? Areas in space in which there is no Time?”

Now, in the morning, when I am sober, I doubt i would care about this. But it’s always fun to share your insane theories when high.