Age Of Conan seems so much more attractive now

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So one cold lonely night in the land of Hyboria the paths of one lonely
barbarian and one especially lonely GM crossed paths.

Where the hell do they get these morons?

(Here it is transcripted since the image quality is low.)

To []:
..with dual wield barbarians though, I mean TWO?!?! That’s a bit difficult for
me to handle. I’d rather stick with one big sword.
[|GM|]: You like it rough
I take it :)
To []: Of Course, I’m a ***ing rock sniffer.
To []: With
daggers.
To []: And I’m specced for second wind =) I can go all
night.
[|GM|]: lol wow, I don’t think I would ever be the same :)
[|GM|]:
um WOw this is turning me on lol.
To []: Hong Says he wants in on the hot
action. But he’s a gold farmer/seller. How do you feel about that? He does have
a big bow =]

..do it like they do on the discovery channel?
To []: Would you like to RP
with me?
To []: I see how it is, not going to talk to me anymore =( Just got
your cyber fix with my pixelated body and left me like all those other guys
:((|
[|GM|]: sorry getting tell hells lol
[|GM|]: RP? how so?
To []:
Well, you know, on those cold windy nights… all I want is to be
mounted.
[|GM|]: Ahh lol I see. You trying to get laid by a GM ;)
To []:
Of course, I thought you were THA MASTER. Gamer Master.

To []: Be gentle
[|GM|]: um are you a real um woman?
[|GM|]: lol not
crazy question
[|GM|]: you would be surprised.
To []: Yep. I just play a
male character so guys don’t flirt with me in game like on WoW.

[|GM|]: oh nice.
To []: How about you?
[|GM|]: I’m wearing panties
:]
[|GM|]:(joke)
To []: Oh, not wearing any hmmm? I did see you take them
off earlier after all.
[|GM|]:I am going to summon you in a few to take care
of your petition
[|GM|]:Exibitionist :)
To []: Summoning me? How
romantic.

To []: Where’s my summon?

[|GM|]: lol
[]: You really do love me.
[|GM|]: this is the
spot!
[|GM|]: lol
[]: You like this?
[|GM|]: r
[]: Head?
[|GM|]:
yea
[|GM|]: lol
[]: I left the boots on. They’re hawt.
[|GM|]:
r
[|GM|]: lol

[]: My panties wont come off :[
[|GM|]: lol its odd looking at a guy
character… lol
[|GM|]: in rl?
To []: Huh?
To []: No, in game
=[
[|GM|]: your panties wont come off in real life :)
[|GM|]:
oh…
[|GM|]: I’ll just have to tear them off and have my way lol
To []:
YES!!!
To []: Whip out your massive sword too.
[|GM|]: ROFL
[|GM|]: lol
you like?
To []: I can’t jump up on top of it? =(
[|GM|]: hmm that could
pose a problem :)
To []: =]
[|GM|]: you’ll just have to take it until I am
finished with you.
To []: Are you mighty warrior? Can you slay those meanies
that attacked me? =(
To []: O.o you do like multiple people in on it eh?
=)

[|GM|]: er.. how old are you (hopefully not under 18 lol)
To []: I’m
9.
[|GM|]: OMG
To []: “_-
To []: Want to be my daddy? Remember, I do
like roleplaying ^_–
[|GM|]: oh nice…
[|GM|]: um your not really 9 are
you? I just want to be sure lol
To []: Come on… do I sound like I’m 9? What 9
year old knows about glory holes?

[|GM|]: you don’t but you never know lol
[|GM|]:you been a bad girl?
To
[]: I’ve never been a good girl.
[|GM|]: oh very nice. But you know you will
have to be spanked right?
[|GM|]: Hmm take me out and put me in your
mouth’
To []: !
To []: Not till you spank me with your sword!

[|GM|]: hmm you are bad.
[|GM|]: what if I rip your panties off and ****
you hard till I am satisfied?
To []: That sounds perfect
To []: Going to
use clobber? :P
[|GM|]: Want to feel you get really we so I can put just the
head of my **ck inside you and use my hand to slowly move it around before
plunging it fully into you and making you take it all.

(Uh oh CLIMAX)

To []: You’re just as kinky as me
To []: Infact you’re so kinky, you just
cybered with a dude :P
[] shouts: THIS IS SPARTA
[|GM|]: then when you are
really hot and needing more I can reposition and slide my wet tongue up your
legs and do small circles again around your belly button and then let my tongue
trail down your **nt.

[|GM|]: oh that would really be not good lol
To []: Love you =]
To []:
By the way, I’ve been fapping to this the whole time.
[|GM|]: lol why did you
want this then lol you gay?
[|GM|]: are you serious?
To []: Serious about
what?
[|GM|]: um what’s fapping (not up to par on the ling) lol
To []: I
was joking about the fapping, but I am indeed a dude.

(And the epic conclusion)

[|GM|]: lol ok.
[|GM|]: Glad I put my clothes back on lol
To []: Yeah
probably a good idea. I have aids.

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